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bk


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Subject : Survival food cooking techniques: How to cook food when you're lost in the wild with nothing to eat
I have been wondering since a long while. Except from tasting my own piss like Bear Grylls, and/or tying my shirt around my legs to get oasis and water be absorbed in the shirt, so I can drink that water later.

How would you cook food, when you have nothing to eat? Like using leaves and I don't know, any guys around for some useful recipes? I am just curious. It would be fun to have a section just telling us such recipes.

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Posted on June, 24 2012 08:08:08 PM


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you can keep a packet of tang and mix it with piss.


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Posted on June, 24 2012 08:19:52 PM

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No you stupid idiot. You have nothing, just your balls and your brains, which is apparently empty or either filled with piss. You can prove me wrong by bringing me a nutritious meal full of wild calories, or as the mighty Thor puts it,'I need sustenance'.

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Posted on June, 24 2012 08:25:10 PM

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please dont try piss.... take these easy to cook food



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Posted on June, 25 2012 09:49:18 PM

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qwertypoiu said:

you can keep a packet of tang and mix it with piss.

Khe khe khe khe

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Posted on June, 25 2012 11:26:17 PM

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DeeDee said:

please dont try piss.... take these easy to cook food

Nice Nice

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Posted on June, 25 2012 11:27:25 PM

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DeeDee said:

please dont try piss.... take these easy to cook food

this hifi food... What does one do when he gets lost or falls off a plane or something thats whats the question is

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Posted on June, 30 2012 02:47:15 PM

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qwertypoiu said:

you can keep a packet of tang and mix it with piss.

Is tang really required to spoil the original flavor?


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Posted on November, 07 2012 06:14:08 PM

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Why don't you watch the Man vs Wild series. It will give you ideas for cooked and non-cooked recipes.

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Posted on November, 07 2012 06:16:13 PM

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